LordRobbo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Sicksons]

Dude

Awesome.

Tarkovskian in its thematics, Nabokovian in its prose but simply Cockrockian in its everything. I love you.

[Clock Suckers Episode 3]

I just want you guys to know

I would totally have platonic sex with you. Nothing weird. Just....just good buddies doing it in front of some kids we've kidnapped.

I'm ready whenever you are.

parks2 responds:

Sounds like good ol fashioned fun to me!!

I'll bring the kids, you bring the...I'm calling the police.

[Sounds of CS]

An excellent, complex flash

A truly superb animation, not the best flash I have ever seen but still, a great achievement.

The audio was edited flawlessly, and it was a good idea to use all black stick figures, so that if the drawings failed it wouldn't look too good and it wasnt' distracting from the music.

There were some very cool wipes in this, the shot going through the tunnel was very nice, as was the blurred pan to the Awper.

There was one major detractor, however, which was that you kept repeating the same shot of the awper and the guy being shot, over and over. You didn't have to change the sound, just the shot.

I wouldn't normally say this, but perhaps a little more blood would of gone well.

Despite the reoccurrence of those shots, it was still an awesome flash. Great work.

StealthBeast responds:

True all that ^

[B/W Cartoon About Berries]

Fantastically Creepy

One of my favourite flashes, a masterpiece of creepiness, great animation, swell sound and an excellent script.

The graphics were really good, as was the animation. How you can turn drawings on paper into something so effective is beyond me.

The music and voices were magnicently done capturing the mood perfectly. All the voice work fit the characters perfectly.

One of the reasons this is my favourite flash of yours, is mainly in part to the wonderful atmosphere you created. Creepy as all hell, a desolote place full of scary psychos, the thing which makes them scarier though, is that they can be perfectly normal one moment and completely insane the next. The black and white suited it terrificly.

The violence was handled well, not resorting in gratuitous blood and gore to show death, but doing it artistically. Nice work

Had some lines and moments that could count as being funny, but if taken seriously were just very creepy.

This is an astonishing piece of flash, it will be too dark for some, but I recommend it to all anyway.

[Arfenhouse: The Movie]

The Best Series on Newgrounds

There are not enough poitivie adjectives to describe how much this series, and this flash, kick ass. From the crazy spontanuity to the intentional bad animation to the excellent use of 1337 speak this flash has it all.

There is not a single other series on NG that captures the pure insanity that this series, and your other work 8-Bitch5, has.

The voices were perfect, as usual, with the most appropriate levels of distortion for certain characters and smooth clearness for others.

This is an excellent flash series that all should watch. Congratultions, you've mastered humour

[Barge of a 1000 Bullets 2]

Such a let down

I am a huge fan of the original Barge of 1000 Bullets but this mucked up.

Firstly you started of with a sprite mario which is great, then he changed to a hand drawn one. Besides this looking tacky, the drawn in flash Mario, no offence, didn't look that good. An all sprite flash would of been fine, it was not neccesary. Besides this the graphics were great. I realise other bits were also

Secondly, there wasn't that much violence, which would be ok but it was an action flash. It became a little boring in parts, but when there was action it was very watchable, not as good as the first, but still good.

The animation was smooth, with the sprite animation in particular very well timed (particularly the extra music video).

You did a good job with picking music, I think the sound of Mario coughing at the end was a bit out of place though.

This flash was by no means bad, just a dissapointment after such a brilliant first part. The non sprite Mario didn't look very good and was out of place. A completely sprite movie, with more action and it would of been a great follow up

[de_dust_2]

Brilliant

Really just superb, it was very long considering its low filesize and all the sounds and clips were appropriate. But you should do an version with an English translation.

The graphics were great in it, and everything had a nice clean look, although some of the animation was a bit choppy. The sound was good even with people doing voices for the bubbles.

It was very realsitic to CS and that was a plus, and the violence was not gratuitous but not subtle either.

A good package overall, that would probably reach a wider audience if it was translated.

Nice work